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Saturn’s Bitches Take On The Cardinal Grand Cross

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I sat down with my fellow astro-loving, righteous babe diva queen, Wonder Bright this weekend and we did a little thing. We did a little thing. It’s no big thing in this modern-day-video-tape-every-moment type world, but it was a big thing for me. I won’t get into why (who cares why anyway?) but I will say that I did the thing that I needed to do in order to tell you to use April to do the thing you know you need to do too! Wonder did such a stellar job on her blog (which is a beautiful little boutique over on the east side of the galaxy that has exactly what you were looking for, go there. Now.) this morning contextualizing the video that I’m just going to give her the mic:

 

“April is HOT HOT HOT. Truly, you guys, April is full of SERIOUS astrology. And Chani and I had some stuff to get off our chests because we are of the opinion that the only way out is through and we wanted to give you a heads up on how to deal with it.

We spend the first half talking a bit about the actual astronomical configurations that go into making this month one to remember but if you’re not interested in all that and you just want to know the skinny or the takeaway, then tune in around the 6:40 mark, ’cause that’s when we start to talk about what you can expect and how to frame the experience to get the most out of it.

Somewhere in there I mention that the Uranus Pluto Square forms for the last time next May, but it’s not May, it’s next March, so don’t worry, Precious Treasures, this revolutionary energy won’t last THAT much longer. We can do it.

…& yes, Chani and I will be producing a video every month from now on and no, we are not going to change our name, we really are Saturn’s Bitches, because we swear like sailors, we’re stern and terribly hard on ourselves, we often wear black, we’re late bloomers, and we’re very very very serious you guys. Seriously. Except when we’re not, but you might not know until Chani makes me start laughing and mess up the audio. Which is bound to happen at least once every time we shoot one of these damned things. Sorry about that, but it can’t be helped.

Peace out, my darlings! Good luck this month and may Saturn be with you! <3″

 

*Edit to original piece*

Hey y’all! Just to be clear and correct, the Grand Cross starts on:Sunday 20 April 2014 with:
07:28:48 UT – Jupiter (13 cn 29’11″) square Uranus (13 ar 29’11″)
23:26:05 UT – Jupiter (13 cn 34’17″) opposite Pluto (13 cp 34’17″ Rx)

And then:

Monday 21 April 2014
19:20:58 UT – Uranus (13 ar 34’7″) square Pluto (13 cp 34’7″ Rx)

But wait there is more:

Tuesday 22 April 2014
19:27:44 UT – Mars (13 li 48’40″ Rx) square Jupiter (13 cn 48’40″)

Almost done:

Wednesday 23 April 2014
07:08:13 UT – Mars (13 li 39’2″ Rx) opposite Uranus (13 ar 39’2″)
13:37:53 UT – Mars (13 li 33’43″ Rx) square Pluto (13 cp 33’43″ Rx)

And exhale…In the video I said that it was from the 22-24 in the video which is incorrect. So now that you have the info, DO THE THING! xc

 

 

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